We're sure by now you have all realised that issue 36 is a touch late… or better said, "Delayed". We here at Movement HQ have all got together and pooled our thoughts, searching for an excuse to minimise the effects of these unfortunate delays.
No one excuse was decided upon unanimously. So we have devised a list. Please take one or all, and find solace in them. Also keep in mind, that being all from surfing backgrounds. Our abilities to create said excuses, is for the most part, based on days when we would arrive to school salty haired, zinc faced and 38inch manta hurricane in hand. Pleading with the teacher to not call our mothers.
Our dog ate our hard drive. But not too worry, we are refraining from buying novelty meat shaped hard drives and allowing Beethoven to hang at our office anymore.
Some of the fellas, namely dazza and mutt head, left their GHD straighteners on and the final draft was burnt in a horrible fire. We unfortunately have no solution for this problem happening in the future. But we're pretty confident people understand the importance of straightened hair, and will reason with us that sometimes collateral damage is inevitable and priorities need to be followed.
When perusing the final edit it came to light that we had only 19 pages covering the important, under-publicised topic that is "planking". By hiring a reporter from A Current Affair we feel we have eradicate any chance of this reoccurring. He will be covering in depth from now on, all subjects that fall under the category "pointless babbling between natural disasters".
On a serious note though, like all excuses they are merely postponements. #36, in all its glory will be hitting stores this week. It has been a very busy time in bodyboarding, the IBA is going gang busters, Aussie young guns are owning world wide and on our front door steps we have all been coping some great autumn waves. So expect all the top notch content you have come to follow in #36.
Much Love Homies